Um, excuse me?
Could I please speak with whoever's in charge around here?
My name is Landon Assiginack and they tell me I'm really special because I'm Sault Ste. Marie's first baby of 2004.
Listen to me.
If this is how you treat your 'special' folk, I'd sure hate to be one of your 'ordinary' customers!
I mean, up until yesterday, everything was just fine.
I was comfortable and never hungry and life was snuggly and cozy and peachy-keen.
Then I hear people tooting little horns and saying 'Happy New Year' and three hours later they start squeezing me through places you'd never imagine a kid could go and cutting cords and stuffing me again in this uncomfortable stuff they call "clothes."
I don't care if it comes from Roots, I don't like it!
Same goes for this guy who says he's from SootherToday.com (I think that's what he said) who keeps making these bright flashes that really scare me and make my eyes hurt.
Can't I get a little respect around here?
I mean, I give The Big People these gorgeous cute little smiles and all they can say is: "He's got gas!"
Think about it, Big People! Do you make faces like this when you've got gas?
And as for what they expect me to do when I'm hungry, let's not even go there !!???!!
For crying out loud ... don'tcha have a Starbucks or Eastside Mario's around here?
P.S. - if you want to see what my Big People, Melissa and Curtis Assiginack look like, check out the photo gallery below this text. I kind of lost it at one point when they were taking the pictures, but people say I'm cute even when I'm mad. Some folk think they can see a tooth inside my mouth in one of the shots! What do you think?